Dorkgimp Wienerstink: They're Out to Suck Your Brains Instructions

This is one of those games where you type what you want to do.  It can be
frustrating, but that's the way I made it.  System Requirements: a)Dos 5.0 or
over.  b)A teeny bit of RAM.  c)A CGA moniter or better.  Genuine Sound 
Blaster supported.  Sound Blaster software MUST be installed for Sound Blaster
support.  Hey, this is QBASIC I'm talking about here, it's kind of hard to
get digitized speech without cheating a LITTLE bit.  There is a secret for
a cheat mode in which you warp to the end, but you must figure it out for
yourself, unless you register!!!!  Just send $5 to whatever you feel is
necessary, your name, address, disk drive specifications (size and density),
and the name of a great pizza restaurant and you'll not only get the cheat
code, but a bonus game and a hint book as well!  I was only 11 when I made 
this game, which means I'll probably produce better ones in the future.  In
fact, I'm so far in learning a new and way more powerful language that I
could probably make a game that came really close to this one, and I'm only
12 (as of this writing) !  ONLY type the letter of the direction you want to
go, and I'm only human--there's some bugs that will let you cheat by accident!

Some games I am planning in the distant future are:

Chicken World (with lotza sequals)-a game in which you are Cluck McNugget,
a police officer, and Ivan I. Witless, a certified witness to crimes and
you're both chickens!!!  I've already started on the plot and the way to
win, but I'm going to wait until I'm really advanced until I start on this
one.

Alien Zit-a bonus game that I've already finished

Super Alien Zit-Alien Zit with some adjustments to make it harder

Las Vegas Casino-a murder mystery game featuring Jungle Bob as a private eye.  

Whack 'em Sports Series-sports without refs or just brutally blind ones or 
ones with ridiculously wierd calls--like in Mutant League Football (tm)!  
Hockey would probably be the first one I'd do.
Barcode Fighter-if you've ever played barcode battler and Street Fighter 2
(tm) you should kind of know what I'm talking about.  You stick a barcode
through, and voila!  This completely unique character pops up.  You street
fight with him til the end.

Bomb the Universe-this is kind of a blow up the universe game, except you're
the bad guy.  You get the plans for an ABC bomb from a mental institution, and
you must find the parts to make them.  Unfortunately, NASA's found out about
your little scheme, and since you have to go to different planets to get the
parts you must expect to slap around gaggles of astronauts.

It might intrest you to know that this game was actually made for my enjoyment
and was made kind of like a downgraded sequal to Zak McKracken and the Alien
Mindbenders (tm) by Lucasfilm Games (tm) .  I changed around some elements,
and voila!  New game by Capital World Games.  If you like this game, you'll
love that game.  This isn't an advertisment, it's just a way to take up
space.  Oh geez, before I forget, here's my adress for ordering:
Jeremy Penner       This is a Canadian adress.  Oh, and if you have any          
General Delivery    comments, just drop me a line!
Rosser MB.   
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