Oh no! The Nintendo Wii is stealing our thunder!
Even without the exciting online features of
Xbox Live, the system is selling out all over
the world!

Can no one save Microsoft's bottom line?

Maybe... J Allard can!

Move Allard with the arrow keys! Shoot 
crossover-appeal beams with the Shift key!
Collect Zunes to increase your marketing 
endurance! Don't get caught with the Red
Ring of Death!

We'll show those yellow bastards.