i think too much about videogames. sometimes that turns into writing too much about videogames, and it ends up at the gamer's quarter.

i like to write software; much of it is ridiculous is some manner or another.

• i am in the process of bringing back the anarchic spirit of mid-90s shareware with my new website, glorioustrainwrecks.com.
• the ludum dare 48-hour game programming competition is a lot of fun. the last time i managed to put together a nice little faux-japanese shooter i call magnificent gunbright. before that i tried to make a game about sneezing but i didn't finish.
• i ported kenta cho's noiz to the nintendo ds.
• i wrote a reimplementation of the world's second videogame, tennis for two, that you can play with a friend over the internet.
• i enjoy constantly re-implementing robotfindskitten for all known platforms.
• would you like to read my undergraduate thesis? it's about writing hard realtime interrupt handlers in sml. i'm fond of ludicrous ideas like this.
• would you like to read the last paper of my undergraduate career? it is technically about just-in-time compilation, but at the time that i wrote it i was so burned out on my thesis that i just couldn't do it straight. watch out for page 3.
• looking for some wacky toast-modern (as opposed to that postmodern crap) gameplay? look no further than scong! be the ball! note: does not contain naked people.
• i created a language to piss off my professor. it is called intbigot and it is very silly.
• a long time ago, i developed a little mac app for my wife called the excludotron. nothing fancy, just a wrapper around grep which allowed her to search for words in the english wordlist built into macos x that may or may not contain certain letters. (she is a poet.)
• i ported linux agi studio to macos x. you might like to play with it. i'm not really supporting it, though.
• there's some interesting qnx-related stuff on my qnxzone page.

i have a great deal of old computers.

i wrote some articles about how big of a geek i am. they're a few years old now (ah, first year university!), but hopefully they're not too embarassing to continue to exist.

lucky charms in the united states are magically disturbing.

internet animation! it's the future! i'm the future! watch and enjoy this fantastic movie trailer for a film that probably shouldn't exist.

i am proud to say that i have created the greatest mother's day card of all time. i have also created one of the greatest birthday cards of all time. i think i may give up buying cards entirely.

here is a lovely picture of me and my wife on the day we got married. here is a lovely picture of my entire family giving the thumbs-up. here is a lovely picture of myself in a boss hat, wearing sunglasses and posing to look like a feka goon.